Fortune Teller! by DRAGONF0RCE
Stop wasting time reading this and open the save :P
funny
random
fortune
tonsofun
teller
eatguns
dragonf0rce
foreverexwashere
ibuiltacactus
Comments
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nn_great 19th Mar 2024
ILL TAKE THAT DARE! *eats a grenade* -
SlimeAdventure 15th Nov 2023
Exploding Penguins -
ThingamabobOverseer 10th Oct 2023
Some weirdo will remember me because I gave him toast -
ThingamabobOverseer 10th Oct 2023I was an awesome nerdy scientist who liked to watch myself and hug TPT with exploding penguins because I was alone,and then I went "hey everyone watch this",and took Vodka from a Russian before dying
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FastYetSpeedy 28th Sep 2023
when i ate a grenade Chuck Norris thought i was cool, while when i took vodka from a Russian everyone thought i was crazy. Makes sense. -
CHP 17th Aug 2023
i were an awesome and brave potato who like pwn guns while i hatched yourself and sit on a cactus with exploding penguins and were drunk and my last word is of course it safe and drank 50 red bull your pet rock remember you because you fed him -
coolkase 26th Jun 2023
"your last words were 'i wonder if this would hurt' and then you ate a grenade" -
IAmCool 16th Apr 2023
i was a creepy and brave potato who liked to throw poop while i looked at myself , i liked to kill obama with creepy old men because i was drunk , my last words were of course its safe and headbutted a spike . everyone will remember me because i was crazy -
MaxouMax2011 3rd Dec 2022
Goodatbeingbad, i got something similar to yours -
krm38501 15th Sep 2022
Is this not the funniest /weirdest one You were a creepy and nerdy gangsta who likes to eat rocks while you yelled at shoes. You liked to hug yo mama with ugly turtles because you were bored. Your last words were of course its safe and then you drank 50 Red Bulls. Your pet rock will remember you because you fed him