ELMO VIRUS by Phoenix2k10

Phoenix2k10

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18th Oct 2021

5th Aug 2022

We interrupt this program to warn you of a global pandemic, due to its nature, it is reccomended to have firearms if available, board up all windows and doors, stock up on rations and hide in your basement. This is a national emergency, I repe-

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  ThingamabobOverseer 6th Aug 2022
  And why does it look like something straight out of a old sci-fi horror?
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  ThingamabobOverseer 6th Aug 2022
  get the de-elmoifier 9000
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  Phoenix2k10 6th Aug 2022
  The issue with that is that the last of humanity are in bunkers. However, the bunkers are able to be found easily.
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  7shotsolo 5th Aug 2022
  Can I send a far-future variant of corn? It grows within 3 months and has a hard, fireproof case which is removable with bare hands. It is the shape of a watermelon and it's 90 percent corn cobs, 5 percent case, and 5 percent core. the cobs flake easily, but taste like corn with a dash of olive oil. I recommend making stew, soups, or protein shakes out of it. And we call it Cobball.
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  7shotsolo 5th Aug 2022
  Pheonix2k10, I have found a cure to the elmo virus, acid.
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  7shotsolo 26th Mar 2022
  We are intellegent to the point you can say, "we've known who lurks in the dark..."
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  7shotsolo 26th Mar 2022
  thing is, we are nanomechanical, we mastered "The Harvest" meaning we can pound the earth to kill all elmos, and then stratospheric harvesters can mine the precious biomatter
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  Phoenix2k10 26th Mar 2022
  It's too late, they already have the intelligence of even the O5 council of the SCP foundation combined. There will likely be several issues.
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  7shotsolo 25th Mar 2022
  They will mash the elmos into paste to make biomass or nanobots, or take pieces of their body to make useful resources
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  7shotsolo 25th Mar 2022
  Ima send sentinels to harvest biomass ;) id:2868641