MudkipZPikachu: polonium emmits neutrons, they then get converted into photons and photons back into neutrons, creating a positive feedback loop. Some photons get converted into electrons and neutrons, this creates hydrogen. When photons pass through hydrogen they become protons. Photons passing through deactivated gravity pump become gravitons. Gravitons accellarate protons and when they collide at a high speed they form polonium, uranium and plutonium.
a fairly probable event...
Hmmmmm... this seems like something someone could miniaturize