Me after ordering my candles off Temu:
"wow,nice cake" -A japanese ww2 veteran who witness the nuke exploding
I made this because it was my birthday yesterday lol
"OMGOMGOM FINALLY IT"S MY BIRTHDAY AND DAD FINALLY CAME BACK HOME?!?!!!?" Timmy said before violently being deconstructed by the wrong cake.
"woah. that's a cool candle" little Timmy said seconds before being vaporized
lol ChrisDoesStuff nice comment
happy birthday to you, happy bir- (cake explodes violently)